party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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