i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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