People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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