Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
ttyl tear gas
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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