no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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