I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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