Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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