Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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