Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We are all done wearing pants today
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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