That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
