she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What drink are we having for lunch?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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