This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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