shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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