Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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