porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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