Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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