I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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