i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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