Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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