She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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