My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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