to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just high enough for therapy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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