Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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