There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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