Pappa wants mamma naked
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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