come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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