We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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