I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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