I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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