IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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