I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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