i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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