ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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