don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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