Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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