Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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