Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
bring money and cleavage
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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