that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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