Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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