Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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