I checked into jail on foursquare
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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