Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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