guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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