This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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