Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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