I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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