Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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