All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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