So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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