So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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