so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
