I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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