So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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