I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
