its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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