I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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