You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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