I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just crazy horny about you
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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