no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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