I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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go home
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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