I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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